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You know I used to like the 3 Musketeers candy bar but now they're marketing directly to women. It makes me hate the little kid I used to be for being such a fag and asking my grandpa to buy them for me.

He never did because he probably could see into the future that they'd be marketing it directly to women like that Tab energy drink that's supposed to make your vagina all over stimulated the way shoulder pads used to do for women in the late 80s.

A power walk is a power walk, ladies. Understand it. Ain't no fucking candy bar or energy drink going to turn you into a man. Stick a hot dog where your clitoris stopped growing and learn to walk like a man.

Do whatever it takes to keep your marketing schemes away from my childhood.

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