Superdick

Kids should be in school all the fuckin time

Look, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm not in elementary. I'm not in junior high. I'm not in high school. I can be mature about these kinds of issues. American kids are stupid because the education system is failing them. It's not the kids' fault. It's our faults.

I think American kids should be in school for longer hours for more days in the year. Our main competitor for the world stage is China. I'm not a xenophobic cock slam like lots of Americans but I do want the US to at least be competitive in terms of GLOBAL DOMINATION (and SPACE DOMINATION). Kids are the future (at least that's what terrible songs say) and if that's an indicator of where things are going, Chinamen are going to be fucking on the moon a lot more successfully than Americans.

Let's get our shit together. Let's focus on math in science. Let's force our kids to go to school for longer days and for more days out of the year. I want to fuck on the moon.

Porno

I challenge anyone to a two month recess from porn.

Someone set the homepage to xnxx.com. I cant believe how much i miss porn.

Hmmm.

Child molester dancing to a song performed by another child molester. Awesome. RIP.

European bitches

Greetings from Slovakia, bitches.

Let me just say to you that European bitches are amazing. No matter how fucked up their faces are, or how shitty their language is compared to English, they have legs for days.

Never have i realized how much fat ass american bitches need to get off their ass and move... move somewhere... Mexicans move back to mexico and anything other than white bitches, please move as well.

Secondly, ethnicites of European women are so condensed. It is lovely. Each country has a distinct taste of women. Walking down the street i dont have to worry about the random ugly fat mexican that i might happen upon that might ruin my boner that i have mustered from the few hot bitches i have seen. Dont fret though Americans, I have been letting my American flag staff fly all day (sadly only americans recognize it). God bless aMerica.

Please wait for a picture of my 4th of july celebration here in europe.

Independence

What was widely viewed across the pond as a bunch of tea bagging faggots quickly turned to a full blown revolution.

Dumb asses today tea bag to make some kind of point about something.

When the colonies revolted, they were led by thinkers like Thomas Paine and Thomas Jefferson.

Today, tea baggers are led by Glenn Beck.

Ah, God bless America. Give a man a microphone and he automatically thinks his mouth is his brain. Thank you, America. Thank you, George Washington for all you risked to give us the 24 hour news cycle. Happy birthday, America.