The 99cent home pregnancy test

When someone learns they've impregnated their ride to work every morning they like to talk about it to everyone.

Co-workers to customers.

It creates for a very awkward situation to assume that every woman with snot nosed, pea-brained kids wants to hear how you bought a home pregnancy test from the 99 cent store a week after you conceived to just "see" if well you know that one time you had sex without a dong-hat really did the trick.

The guy goes on and says, "So that was the unofficial result. This morning, my girlfriend called me to tell me at work that her piss turned the plastic thing a certain color so this is my second time hearing the good news as if it was the first time."

But really, why buy a 99cent store if you know you wont trust the results and just spend the $8.01 you saved by buying one of the good ones? Why not save the 99cents by saving it for your kid's first 4-piece chicken McNugget fund?