Kids should be in school all the fuckin time

Look, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm not in elementary. I'm not in junior high. I'm not in high school. I can be mature about these kinds of issues. American kids are stupid because the education system is failing them. It's not the kids' fault. It's our faults.

I think American kids should be in school for longer hours for more days in the year. Our main competitor for the world stage is China. I'm not a xenophobic cock slam like lots of Americans but I do want the US to at least be competitive in terms of GLOBAL DOMINATION (and SPACE DOMINATION). Kids are the future (at least that's what terrible songs say) and if that's an indicator of where things are going, Chinamen are going to be fucking on the moon a lot more successfully than Americans.

Let's get our shit together. Let's focus on math in science. Let's force our kids to go to school for longer days and for more days out of the year. I want to fuck on the moon.