06 July 2009

European bitches

Greetings from Slovakia, bitches.

Let me just say to you that European bitches are amazing. No matter how fucked up their faces are, or how shitty their language is compared to English, they have legs for days.

Never have i realized how much fat ass american bitches need to get off their ass and move... move somewhere... Mexicans move back to mexico and anything other than white bitches, please move as well.

Secondly, ethnicites of European women are so condensed. It is lovely. Each country has a distinct taste of women. Walking down the street i dont have to worry about the random ugly fat mexican that i might happen upon that might ruin my boner that i have mustered from the few hot bitches i have seen. Dont fret though Americans, I have been letting my American flag staff fly all day (sadly only americans recognize it). God bless aMerica.

Please wait for a picture of my 4th of july celebration here in europe.

2 comments:

vlad said...

you just want me to despise you more and more each day.

I WANNA GO TO EUROPE

Anonymous said...

i got you a cool little hat from the soviet union. i figure you can have your own communist hat instead of stealing D's all the time. its not as nice tho

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