Thriller

He kinda looked like my high school girlfriend in that picture

I was at work serving an eternal line of face fucker customers.

I had unexpected sexual stimulation from my phone vibrating non-stop for about 5 minutes.

I came a little.

I heard from a manager that Michael Jackson was dead.

I didn't believe her, but I did have a weird sinking feeling. The feeling you get after you jerked off to Japanese scat porn. The "something's fucked up here" feeling.

Then I checked my phone messages and saw that tons of people texted me to inform me that Michael Jackson died. It was fucking true because everyone said it was true, dammit.

During my childhood, I loved Michael Jackson until he started loving other people's childhoods too much. Still, Thriller is a great album and if anything people should remember him by that.

Also, one person texted me to tell me that the Dodgers lost. This was a real heart breaker because I lost 20 on the game.