Sports betting

Very recently a friend of mine introduced me to sports betting. At first, I was very suspicious of the whole thing but now I am addicted.

I don't have a blackberry or any new-fangled, fancy schmancy, faggotorious phone so I keep the teams I've bet on in the back of my pocket notebook and constantly text message this friend for updates on the games. I have become obsessed.

The problem is when you win your bets. I am not an experienced jockey so I never know when to get off a winning horse. I feel today may be the day of my destruction (or major come-up).

Cross your fingers and hope Seattle, Tampa Bay, Milwaukee, LA Dodgers, St. Louis, and NY Yankees win. Those fuckers, the Giants, didn't win so I'm already down for the day. If none of these teams win expect to see me sobbing uncontrollably as I stroke myself back to my senses.