So, this past weekend I went on a trip to vegas. The weather was remarkably beautiful and so was life. I come back to Cali around 1 a.m. and I find that it is unbelievably hot & humid inside my house. At first I thought, did I get accustomed to an air conditioned living space? or was it just that fucking hot? Then I remembered, 2 weeks ago coming home from my last vegas trip, life was back to normal and shitty again but the weather was fair. Sunday night, I got home at 1 in the morning and I couldn't bare the heat. Don't get me wrong here, I love the hot weather but this shit was too fucking sudden.
From about 3 a.m. Monday morning to 9:30 am Tuesday morning, I've had the meanest and most unpleasant headache in the history of headaches.
FUCK NATURE THIS WEEK. FUCK ADVIL. FUCK TYLENOL & FUCK ANY OTHER BRAND OF ASPIRIN.
EXCEDRIN IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD. this shit works fucking miracles.
Sunday night: I take 2 Tylenols before I go to sleep - I wake up and the headache gets worse.
Monday morning: I take 2 more tylenols every 4 hours - The motherfucker is STILL there.
Monday night: I decide to switch shit up and take 2 Advils - The headache is there with the addition of a sore throat, I end up calling in sick.
Tuesday Morning: I decide to take a drive to everyone's favorite store, Walgreens. I buy a big bottle of Excedrin Extra Strength and 2 cans of Arizona Green Tea for .99 cents each and guess what happened. - The headache was gone.
Tylenol & Advil, I seriously mean this, fuck you. I took about 12 of you motherfuckers and you did zilch. I walk out of Walgreens, open up my bottle of Excedrin, took 2 of them sumbitches and by the time I drove up to the first stop light I felt alive again. I felt like I was being driven in a horse carriage through the gates of heaven while Jessica Biel gave me a handjob riding shotgun... - Cruisin'.
I didn't even need to call out. But whatever.
Thank you, Excedrin. Thank you for all your hard work.
4 comments:
Thank God we get paid by Excedrin. This would be a great ad campaign: "Thank you, Edcedrin. Thank you for all of your hard work."
It's a tissue grabber.
this post... guaranteed to make all pms-ing women around the globe nod in approval.
bleedin, i do agree that excedrin works the best. in fact, i have started to rely solely on excedrin for hangovers. the reason i love excedrin so much is because it is FULL of caffeine. this shit not only gets rid of headaches, it makes you feel fucking AWESOME. what i do not understand is why you were only taking 2 of everything. you might not be so pissed at tylenol and advil if you'd take 4 of them and get yourself into a nice little pain relieving coma. that usually does the trick.
well fuck they should put that in the fucking directions! Adults 12 and older take 2 pills every 4 hours as pain consistsyadajkeljkldfajklejdkla.
i still stand by what i said, fuck advil, fuck tylenol.
but high five for the fuckin caffeine in excedrin.. the shit lifts your spirits up like a mother.
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