winner winner chicken dinner

Having been stricken Erectile Dysfunction as of late, I have decided to experiment into naturals ways to cure myself. After much research, I have found that a common household spider is capable of alleviating such symptoms. Introducing to you, my friend, the Brazilian Walking Spider.


As you can see, this spider also has problems when it comes to erections as well. Unlike my pathetic limb, this fucker has four that won't go down!! Way to rub it in my face asshole.

An excerpt for you:

"Oddly, the Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found it's venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men.

Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also get an uncomfortable erection."

I know, shameful, right? I have resorted to such techniques, dealing with the pain of the bite, in order to just masturbate to my favorite anime porn (hentai). Sigh. I walk a hard path in life.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509876,00.html