Secession

Chuck Norris officially threw his hat into an election that will never fuckin' happen. President of Texas.

He's also having a meeting of the minds at his ranch in Texas for "like minded cell groups" in the United States. These people want to secede from the Union because they fear Barack Obama. These people are the "patriots" who questioned Obama's patriotism. Now all of the sudden they hate the United States just because their loser candidate lost (got his old white ass kicked).



The above picture is no longer quite accurate. Osama bin Laden will probably be at that Texas meeting.

Who is Chuck Norris aligning himself with? White power militia groups and crazies. Chuck, try to get Texas to secede. Your ass will be laughed off the face of the earth and you'll have to go back to selling Bowflexes or whatever the fuck crappy ass machine you used to endorse. Once the US leaves Texas, who's guna protect you from the Big Bad Messicans? No one but your rag tag group of retarded militiamen. I've also heard that your round house kicks are getting a little rusty with age. I think my great grandma could kick your ass.

P.S. Don't forget Waco. Meeting in Texas with guns and talking about how much you hate America almost never goes well.