Introducing the new douchebag

I have to introduce bleedin' punani the only way I know how.

By exposing him for what a pain in the ass he is. Seriously, I was stumped on how I was going to introduce him but it came to me as soon as I got back from Utah and got a text message about how he forgot his password.

He forgot his password. What am I going to do about it? I made a temporary one that was totally derogatory that I expected you to change as soon as you logged in. Apparently I assumed wrong. You preferred to keep the password that I thought was the opposite of your sexuality; typing in every day how much you loved to suck on sausages.

But you forgot that, bleedin'. You forgot it.

God only knows what kind of fucked up combinations you tried before you text messaged me.

Bleedin' is a man who likes his Jack and Coke more Coke than Jack.

Bleedin' is a man who is going to post about the guy who threw the shoe at Bush in Iraq. Newsflash Bleedin': Obama's the President now. Shoe thrower is old news. Hopefully he posts before reading this.

Anyways, welcome him.