I don't watch American Idol. I watch something far worse for your mental health: local news channels.
Fox 11 News has an "Idol Team" (some lady named Yamamoto and some British accented bimbo). Their job is to gab about what happened on American Idol. Why does this need to be news? Do I get recaps for any other show and have it labeled news? It's retarded.
Fox 11 News is pretty bad. I'm not your run of the mill liberal Fox hater either. Fox is home to the shows I watch most consistently. Fox is home of the magical Glenn Beck, the most hilarious news sitcom ever made.
Anyways, I'm going to the closest thing to an Islamic state in the United States: Utah. I'll be gone until Monday. I don't think I'll have anything interesting to say and unlike our friend Garkahar I will probably not touch a computer while I'm there. I'll gladly choose the alcoholic spirits and the snow over the internet. Buttersworth is going to wait in line for Resident Evil 5 for me. Maybe she'll keep you updated on the virgin nerd orgy there. We may be introducing a new contributor because my answer to post droughts is to add a new contributor who'll post non-stop for a month then fall off the face of the earth.
Garkahar is in Mexico chopping heads off and transporting drugs. In his spare time he updates his facebook status.
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2 comments:
JANE yamamoto. i hate fox too, but i am so obsessed with the news... or pretty much any type if broadcast media, that i can name every newscaster in los angeles. actually (and this is really weird)... right when you posted this, i was reading wikipedia entries about the ktla anchors. fuck, i'm a nerd/creep.
that is sad.
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