15 March 2009

Co-ed Men's bathroom

so this is a work in progress, but I was thinking... while at the gym today I walked in and to my surprise (not really) there was some old asian man walking about butt ass fucking naked like he ruled the place.

Side note:Its amazing how older people (asians in particular) have no decency for others around them.

Continuing on... for some reason I thought, what if that was a gay guy parading his bits around the parlor like that? what if it wasn't that he was just extremely comfortable in his environment of sweaty manly men and that he was actually doing it to try and pick up a suitor? wouldn't that be indecent exposure?

I mean if i slipped my cubes to a lady in the lockeroom that would most likely be an offense, wouldn't i? but just because I am a guy i would never have that chance. On the other hand, gay guys get to prance around the candy shop making other men feel weird and, more often than not, threatened to commit a gay hate crime.

Furthermore, I do have evidence to support my claim. I have a friend with whom i share two mutual friends. One gay and the other is the boyfriend of my friend. Gay friend tells my friend, "i saw your boyfriend at the gym, i think his butt is cute."

END OF STORY.

I am asking the citizens of Orange County, Texas, and other religious institutions to unite and find a solution!!!


Disclaimer: this entire story is fictitious up until the third paragraph, in which from there on i believe is a truly legitimate cause for public outcry.

Disclaimer disclaimer: i have no problems with homosexuals, they are actually nice and very supportive.

3 comments:

chr said...

what the fuck just happened here?

vlad said...

disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer: garkahar is a self-hating gay.

Margareane Buttersworth said...

i have no freaking idea what garkahar is talking about. get your story straight. hahahaha don't be all gay about it. lol

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