Tha Thuggish Ruggish Dogg Pound

Once they had beef, today it appears they have tied in our little poll. Co-winners in the best 90s rap group Bone Thugs N Harmony and Tha Dogg Pound.

I did exaggerate when I said how much I disliked Bone Thugs because I do actually like a good deal of their songs but most of their albums after their album E 1999 Eternal are not as consistent. Whatever.





Let's hope 2009 is a lot better than 2008. (All signs point to no.)

Steven Spielberg and Andy Warhol

Man, if only I was important and someone recorded our conversations. We would wipe this shit off the floor.

"Why didn't you become and inventor then?" is Warhol's question after Spielberg talks about the filling in his tooth that jerked him off while he was asleep. Being an inventor because you heard a radio station in your tooth is like becoming a cop because you once used a single slice toaster.

I'm hoping the rest of the documentary is their inebriated/stoned/tripping conversations. I desperately want to know that the insights of these cultural icons while they are fucked up are considerably lamer than mine and anyone else that posts on vsbx. I want to feel better about myself.


Ben Lyon's biggest fan? How the fuck is that even a distinction? It's like someone being Beano's biggest fan. Or someone being Fleet Enema's biggest fan.


Eneman wants to go straight up your ass.

Links:
"I had a radio in my teeth"

First off

Merry Kwanzaa. ;)

Secondly hello everybody. How you been cowgirls?

Fifthly I visit this site very frequently and recently I have seen very little little action this month post wise. So I sit there and think about something interesting to write about so somebody can read it. But i realized I have nothing interesting to say, so I dont say anything. So today I will waste your time as much as possible by saying absolutely nothing. That poll that is up about favorite 90's rap group, I will withdrawal from voting because i do not feel that i was educated enough on that era, if i had to choose it would be bone thugs, but that would only widen the gap from the rest of the competition so i will keep it interesting. Lets see, what did I today, ummm nothing much, umm opened presents... well most of that was yesterday but i opened some today... umm i ate food... killed an orphan so he didnt have to think about how IT didnt have any parents for thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever happens in December. Yeah very uneventful, yep. I have an Indian girlfriend. What else can be interesting, i have a knife in my hand.

not like this though


more like...

this :)

Bye everyone!

The greatest Christmas since the baby was born

FAIL.

What a pitiful month

Christmas is finally here.

Thank God.

I can't wait for this season to be over. Working in retail is what I blame for absolutely hating Christmas.

Bill O'Reilly would be proud of all the culture warriors that come into my line.

When I say "Happy Holidays," they say, "No. It's MERRY CHRISTMAS."

I pondered saying "I thought you were Jewish" or saying, "I'm a Jew," but I eventually landed on, "Ok. Happy Holidays."

I don't want to get fired but I still want to be rude.

Happy holidays.

EDIT: New poll and before anyone considers voting Bone Thugs, consider this:



This is the perfect example of why I dislike Bone so much. Do you really have to sing "Bone" and work it into your melodies for 90% of the songs you made post E. 1999?

The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

The shittiest proposal

Kind of building on Garkahar's shit shit post...

While I was shitting today I thought of a great idea for proposing to someone. Everyone goes through this elaborate bullshit just to ask somebody to marry them. I propose the shittiest proposal.

You say, "HONEY! Look what I found in the toilet!!!!"

She comes running because she loves you so much that she will look at ANYTHING you tell her to just because it's you telling her to.

Inside are major logs and resting atop one is a golden diamond ring.

On the toilet bowl (you can write it with Hershey's syrup if you're not willing to get your hands dirty) you write: WILL YOU MARRY ME? (In cursive of course, stay classy.)

She's sure to pick up that ring and put it right around her fucking finger. Then you'll have proposal sex. Then you'll fight and have makeup sex. Then you'll get married and the only sex you'll ever have is makeup sex.

CHR's Song of the Week

Man of the Year

Drudge's picture of Obama is hilarious: as if a former marijuana smoker is in any way dangerous to the moral fabric of the United States. You may have scared a few 80 year olds whose marijuana education came from the movie "Reefer Madness" but you really aren't scaring anybody else, Drudge.



Drudge's message is: WHITE AMERICA, BE AFRAID!

What I see: Mr. President.

The desolate December

December is proving to be a horrible post month for vsbx.

At least there is an excuse for most everybody on the site: finals.

I just turned in my final history paper as an undergrad. After nearly two decades of this whole "education" thing, I'm finally done.

So let's talk video games.

The next iteration of Metal Gear is coming to the... MOTHERFUCKING IPHONE?

This caused a furor with virgin PS3 fanboys with rampant speculation that the next Metal Gear was going to be on the 360. I have to admit my stomach tossed and turned at the thought because that would mean I would actually have to take the plunge and buy another system. The main thing that holds me back from the 360 is that you have to pay $99 for a wireless adapter. Fuck that.

Now that I know the next Metal Gear is coming out to the iPhone, it really isn't worth me going out and getting it. It will probably suck but it will sell fairly well.

Virgin talk: The next Metal Gear probably wont be in the "canon" story line.

Alright, I've come out from my den to talk about video games. Tomorrow I will probably talk about vienna sausages or something.

Thank you CHR for posting during these dark times.

Related:
Stinky Brain

Check it out...

My first stop motion attempt:

buy into this movement

....phone shitting records.

yes phone shitting records (records of shit on your phone.)

Everyone knows you have the conversation about the having the largest shit ever and ethereal revelations that came with it, but do you have evidence?

Yes i propose to all of you: RECORD YOUR SHITS!

Bragging about having a bigger dick is a thing of the past! brag about who can have a bigger shit!

Hi, I'm CHR:

My job is gay and boring and instead of doing anything productive while at work I fuck around online and look at shit like lolcats and cuteoverload.com and today I remembered an old favorite of mine: nataliedee.com. Weird thing is, I think this Natalie Dee chick knows me, because these drawings are dead on...

Love for Garkahar

Yellow fever runs high among a few of us vsbx'ers especially folks like Garkahar and yours truly. Unlike Garkahar, I am not a math or technical type person so I have a lot of time on my hands to do lots of shit. Garkahar sits in his dark cellar playing video games and balancing checkbooks for fun.

Finding the perfect woman for him has been hard. Garkahar, I have the solution.

And it's in Canada.

She works 24 hours a day, doesn't complain, and can be "reprogrammed" to have orgasms. She can't walk yet but does she need to?

The future of happy accountants lies with Aiko.

I wonder how soon it will be until youporn videos start popping up of robot sex. Creepy.

Okay Fun Game and Pretty Hilarious to Lose At

http://gprime.net/game.php/qwoparunninggame

there is the link, enjoy

beat this score you punks 100.9 Hilarious


theres proof

Ethnic appointments

Navarette complaining on CNN.com that Obama "ignored Latinos" in his appointments.

I don't think Obama "ignored" Latinos. Give me a break.

Obama has been a study in being consistent and cautious. I'm sure he turned over every stone before he nominated Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State.

I liked Bill Richardson. I liked him a lot, actually. However, the truth is that Clinton is a very respected person around the world. World leaders know who Hillary Clinton is. They don't know who Richardson is.

Navarrette doesn't do anyone favors by praising former AG Gonzales either.

We are entering a new phase of the United States. It may be that we are finally shedding race and ethnicity in favor of qualifications. Hopefully Obama continues to nominate the cream of the crop regardless of what interest groups would rather see from him. If a Republican is the best for the job, so be it. If a Latino is the best for the job, so be it. I don't understand why people clamor for their ethnic group to be at the top. Every ethnic group benefits when you have the best of the best in power.

This is for you CHR...

I was at Target a few days ago getting a few things and I stumbled upon an AWESOME calendar. Here's a picture:

CUTE OVERLOAD!!!! I love cute things. It may be the girl in me, but cute things are cool. CHR knows about cute things =) We think alike. Haha. ( ..) <--See, that's cute. 

This was a short post. I know. Get over it. Go play some Call of Duty: World at War and get owned by some bitches. Or you can get owned by me in Rock Band 2...heh. [ ..] 

tsgx Blast from the past

For those in the know, vsbx is an outgrowth of tsgx. Like vsbx, "x" stood for nothing.

Anyways, Mark and I posted quite often about caca, current events and random teenage frustration. Here is a tsgx blast from the past.



"My chin hurts."

Originally posted by yours truly on 10/20/2003. We've been wasting our time on the internet for over 5 years.

bata bata bata

is the onomatopoeia for japanese keystrokes.....



I'm kidding I wouldn't know that, but i do know that i can beat my dad in a typing race any day. The other day my mom comes into my room and is all like, "you sure do type fast." My dad, either feeling defeated or just jealous, blurts out, "yeah, but i bet he doesnt type properly."

Now, i like to pride myself on my ability to emotionall remove myself from situations in order to perceive the true intentions of a situation, but this time around I was just shocked. It is true that I do not practice the formal way to type, but my methods of using a formal left hand and a moving right hand is efficient enough. Anyways, my dad was basically discrediting MY amazing 80WPM typing ability, because he was slower.


Lets make an analogous situation,




Suppose I am this crippled runner and my dad is a health natural bipedal civilation(do i sense real life irony?**). If you are in a race with me and are getting beaten you are going to look pretty damn worthless.

(Side note: for all you typers out there who do practice perfect form, it better help you type damn fast, cuz if not just imagine acripple legged runner like this beating the shit of you in a race.)

So, in my dad's case he would rather shout at me from the hall then settle down a good old fashioned type-off competition. I am sure he just doesnt want to be formally upstaged by his cripple-styled typing son.

Now with this I propose a new poll to you all.... Yes, I do realize this poll can enter a gray area of "formal" and "informal", but let me lay some guidelines:

1. If you type in perfect manner, then you are formal.
2. If you do anything other then #1 you are informal.

END

*This is probably only a joke for the people who know me.

Side note: this is from work and i feel pretty useless for not being able to use explicatives.