A short story by Garkahar.
Today, while at work, I thought the best thing to do was nothing. So keeping in with my schedule i arrive earlier than schedule so that I may leave earlier than schedule. i proceed to do nothign for the first hour to two hours, because every employer knows that two hours is the minimum requirement to actually let the reality, of you being at work, sink in. i spend the time reading my good friend Matt's blog. You should really check it out, its like award winning and stuff. Anyways, there was an extra special post about Myspace.
I had the jackpot.
Anytime there is a post about Myspace you know it has to be something absurdly inane. For the people who arent graced with two hours of paid free time, I will do you a favor and break the case down for you.
This fat little pig-nosed bitch in junior high probably thought she was too good looking for this other bitch, so then this other bitch says something slightly inappropriate. The fat bitch then is like, "omg" blah blah blah blah... something similar to my friend Vicky Pollard's outbreaks. She goes home and tells her train wreck of a white trash mom who then goes "omg" my child will not take this from some stupid little brat. I am going to get on myspace and talk shit as her and make her feel the same pain she made my daughter feel, but then twist in the plot the stupid bitch is suicidal and kills herself.
Now what really disappoints me is that this fat bitch couldn't take a statement of fact. You ARE obese, not fat; it is obvious the girl was being kind....did you really have to make her kill herself? Secondly, you ARE ugly as well. Please dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
and thats what i got $25 bucks for reading today. woot.
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this is your epic
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