Yeah, sure he's a lot more Bourne-ish than the effete yet macho 007s that came before Daniel Craig so here's a quick run down and review of 007.
He fucks chicks during the movie. This is standard. He gets what he wants in more ways than one.
Some girl has information but also has a nice set of knockers. A hot ginger? Who woulda thunk it? This kind of sexual activity is standard in Bond films which makes a bunch of nerds giddy by vicariously living through an action hero who is three hundred times cooler than them but also three hundred less cool than how they see themselves.
But, come on Bond! Did you really have to suck that fat dictator's dick just to get nuclear codes to stop the Russians from blowing up the Isle of Wight? That was a little out of character.
I guess the director wants to go for a grittier Bond with Daniel Craig which kind of explains his meth addiction and his drowning in consumer debt. But Bond giving hand jobs to homeless people for some spare change? That's getting a little too gritty.
I also really didn't like the side story of him trying to break out as a white rapper. It all was a little too reminiscent of 8 Mile. Bond never really seemed the type to do drive byes while sucking dick in an 64 Impala with hydraulics going full boar. A lot of things just didn't make sense.
Overall, though, good flick.
3 comments:
mmmmmmmm Daniel Craig.....was super HOT in Quantum even when he was sucking dick. =D
i thought it was thought provoking how they explored a grittier reality for the new 007, especially the white rapper part seemed all too true, in how it just an uphill battle if you are not black.
QUANTUM OF SOLACE what did you expect??
that just sounds like a movie that sucks dick
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