I woke up this morning around 7, in a terrible mood as usual, and fucked around for an hour and a half, making myself nice and late for the first day of my horrendous Friday morning, 3 hour, Art History lecture. Deciding that coffee was more important than being on time, I made a stop at a local coffee shop. I walked in and noticed the huge line, which immediately made me anxious and extremely annoyed. I waited nonetheless. To my left was a large, diverse group of people who had combined a few tables and were having what seemed to be an intense discussion. I made no effort to listen in. Unfortunately, the family behind me did. They had walked in right after me: a fat, bald, hideous man in his Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and sandals, his obnoxiously thin, yet leather skinned, wrinkly, disgusting wife and their daughter… a nice combination of both uglies, in her horrible multi-colored tank top and stringy, wet, blonde hair.
After what seemed to be no more than 30 seconds of standing next to the group, the man turned to his wrinkle-face bat, I mean wife, and disgustedly blurted out, “UGHHH! DEMOCRATS!” Wrinkle-face, who apparently also did not want to listen to the discussion, replied by sticking her fingers in her ears and, in a screechy tone, exclaiming, “LA LA LA LA LA!” You know, something like this…
The second I heard this I immediately turned around and gave her one of the meanest bitch stares I could conjure up, and as Garkahar has noticed in the past, these can be pretty ruthless. Needless to say, she shut up.
Now, I am not a Democrat. I have been a member of the Peace and Freedom Party since I registered at age 18 (don't ask why, as I'm not too sure myself). Although I have been planning to switch to the Democratic Party, my lazy, stoner ways have gotten the best of me. After this display though, I have come to the conclusion that I have no choice but to switch, ASAP.
Thank you retarded, white, upper-middle class family… thank you.
3 comments:
UGHHHH PEACE AND FREEDOMERS
the description of the republicans is pretty spot on. he's the kind of guy that misspells "maverick" on a sign he's waving at the GOP convention.
haha good post
yes chickenhead good post. my favorite part was how i knew you posted this after the first 7 lines because of the immense importance you have placed on coffee. but the worst part is, why did those fat asses start commenting like anyone would give a damn about what someone in a hawaiian shirt thinks anyway? and i can tell the way it went down they probably thought they were being so clever and funny. i hate these people and you should have lit up a red right on the spot and smoked it in there face while glaring at them. i bet they would have made some sly comments in a negative context, then you could have punched that bitch in the face and burnt that chump with your cigarette.
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