The Ongoing Saga of the Feminine Beard

RJ: hey
vladmir: yo
RJ: my friend jimmy saw the dude with the fem beard this afternoon, and he said that he sahved it.... i think he heard us making fun of him
vladmir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
vladmir: that calls for an update

*note: I chuckled.

If you can spot a feminine beard in the wild please take a picture and send it our way (vladmir@vsbx.net). This guy's pussiness matched his beard. He has no spine or backbone. He created this feminine beard which probably took him hours to perfect and the second someone makes fun of it (for obvious reasons) he cuts it off. For the sake of scientific integrity I TRIED TO CREATE A FEMININE BEARD, but failed. I lacked the steady hand and the patience (among other feminine traits) required for the task.